zackisontumblr:

what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble

I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things. 

lifeonthebuttscene:

vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

i was not expecting this

(Source: vaspim2k13)